I haven't really killed anyone for fun recently but I should get behind that idea. Need to feed the stereotype and all that.
And hey, my angry diary is called myspace. I don't believe I'm satanic on the other hand. Just Pagan.

"Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
~im really really lazy

Uses a computer or the Internet.
~damn we'er all goths

Plays video games or role-playing games
~so in truth all the Gamers are really "goths"...omg

Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.
~ TOOOOOMMMMYYY?! where are you O.O? haa haa haa

ty for sharing that i had a blast reading that

Well I guess I fit the description. But...I don't look it completely nor do identify as goth in the so-called social standing. Meh, I guess it really is just a good laugh so therefore...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *falls off chair*

Oh wow! I ran into that website a while back and it had me laughing full force. Then I stopped with the realization that because of thinkers and believers like that is why I have resorted to internet websites for communication and I hide from society.

need inhaler.....not asthmatic....cant reathe....tooo...bu..sy laughing............ and breathe. fuck me sidways up a lamp post. i've not laughed like that since Bush came out with the classic 'It's clearly a budget, it's got lots of numbers' and 'Man and fish can co-exist peacefully'.

Yeah, that is actually pretty funny. I guess I am a Goth then. Because I wear black clothes and eat too little, and sometimes too much. But I go to church. All well, must be a Goth.

Why does it matter if people are gothic or not? Its a choice of life style, I mean I dont sit around and bag on people because they are mormons or some shit like that. Its the way we choose to live our lives. I wear all black, have black hair, and my nails are black. Does that mean I am gothic? Or that I worship the devil? No I dont think so. Just let people live their lives. Dont worry about how people spend their lives, dont spend so much time trying to make other people lives so miserable, while you could be trying to make yours a little bit more interesting.

well, that's special. I love how they have all those things that apply to most/all teenagers, then they have things like "Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools." and "Kills people for fun."

that's great