UndyingFantasy (6:25pm): weeee. they're here. time for the fun.
UndyingFantasy (6:15pm): speaking of fucking cops.. where are they?
UndyingFantasy (6:13pm): i saw a funny clip on youtube the other day.. the cop gave a guy a long piece of white tape to lay on the ground to walk.. he was like 'alright, let me walk this way and when i tell you to, just put it down'.. well, when the guy went to put it down.. he just face planted straight into the pavement. the cop was like 'well, this sobriety test went well'
Lev (6:09pm): drunks are some of the funniest people they bust. especially when they lie or go with the "i only had two beers" routine while they are struggling to stand up
UndyingFantasy (6:08pm): i'm still trying to find that show.. it's just basically going thorugh the process of booking people.. and they bring in lots of drunks who get angry and have to be restrained.
Lev (6:07pm): hahaha.. i love those ones. usually its so obvious, and then there is some ignorant guy picking one up.. its funny cause most the time i see those hookers, the cops never arrest the one looking for sex because they figure its more of punishment to let them know they picked up a guy
UndyingFantasy (6:05pm): he caught a prostitute and she was like 'i swear i won't tell anyone and i won't charge you for sex if you let me go' and he was like 'lady, you're crazy' and then come to find out..the prostitute was a guy.
UndyingFantasy (6:05pm): when i was in high school i took some law studies class.. so we got to have a cop come in and show his old tapes.. he brought the funny ones
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