i regularly hold entire conversations with myself in my head.

i bursted into tears while watching a roller coaster go through the loops at a theme park.

im sure there are many more, but i can't think of any of them right now.

here's one i've never heard a guy say so it must be shameful.... I no longer enjoy the thought of sex.

quoting Britt:

i think the weather channel is entertaining. i'll watch it for hours.

haha I totally used to do that when I had cable. That or those really weird shows on public access at like three in the morning!

I have a bunch of these and will post them as I remember them.... for now to start with I have irregular patches of facial hair if I try to grow it.... like at a certain part there is no hair that grows in very defined at all so it ends up looking all patchy and I kinda look like Joe Dirt.

She sent them back 5 times? Damn I would have licked them too. Or maybe done something worse than that.

Nothing disgusting bout that Sadistikaa. Just sexy.

"I spit in someone's food and they ate it."

I licked some bitches lemons when I worked at a restaurant, since she sent me back five fucking times before finally accepting the lemons, since I wouldnt walk out with gloves on. She shouldve accepted the lemons the first 3 times, instead of making me throw them away.


Im pretty asshamed to admit that I really enjoy sex in public places. Like the parking lot of Famous Dave's. Or against a hearse at a funeral home. Its kind of frustrating actually...and not something I want to openly bring up when dating someone.


NOTE: Not with random people. Thats just gross.

I spit in someone's food and they ate it.

Trading Yesterday's a band. Pop-rock. I tend to like a lot of soft rock, but they're even weak for me, haha. By the way, I listed a butt-load of bands on your fav bands music post Smurf if you're still looking for new stuff.

NOOOOO Absynthite, never grow up, it's boring as hell. Go to neverland before it's too late!!!!

And so I don't waste a post, something I'm ashamed of, years ago I lost my virginity to a girl on this site when I REALLLLLLLY didn't want to but I eventually gave into her drunken seduction. I'm weak, sue me.

i say papa jones, johns is to weird for me
well congrats on starting to grow up, they say it happens sooner or later, better later than never.

what's trading yesterday?!

I didn't begin growing up until just last night.

I actually like some Trading Yesterday songs.

I still cry my eyes out when i hear my parents fight with each other.....

HAHA. Its Papa John's

I LOVE PAPA JONES!!

I didn't preform cunnilingus until I met my wife because I was scared of STD's.

Pizza hut gives me the runs.

damn those STDS

for a long time i was thinking about becoming a professional dominatrix and i didnt want to admit it to myself that i really like to beat up people and maybe get paid to do it....

if life wasnt so judgmental and STDs did not exist.... i wouldnt mind working in a brothel.... I actually found two in chicago.... yes i did my homework

Here's a one...

Swallowing cum gives me the runs.

quoting TuLzie:

doesnt that get moldy?

I forgot to put a lid on it, so no it didn't.

quoting NeroAnima:

Lol, have you done that at my parents place?

I'm not sure or I don't want to say. One of them.

quoting RoCkInSmUrF:

"I've masturbated at every workplace I have ever worked at."

waaaaaa.... why ?

that's not so weird.. i know i have at one place at least.. don't think all the places tho. actually one summer when i worked with a friend at this place, we took turns.. id work while he did it and vice versa