nothing beats the married lover,
he's trained in courting, teasing,
his wife, although at times a bother,
has whipped him into pleasing.
he lusts you, pampers you with glitter,
for wifey pays the mortgage,
to you attentive, never bitter,
the wife handles his garbage.
he has experience in loving,
he showers you with kisses,
explores your body playfully,
your g-spot never misses.
his purse’s strings attach, its true,
to him his temporary bliss.
don’t worry, he will never own you,
lest you forget and tell and kiss.
learn, every girl, the simple rhyme,
that you will treasure yet in time:
"you cannot beat it with a stick,
the benefits of married dick!"