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» posted on 9:40am - December 11 2006 | posted by sickntwisted
sky is blue
water is wet
i'll make you cum, i'll make you sweat
pressed up against my body
movin up and down
slowly but firmly
we'll move the ground
kissing is a habit
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name
the mother is a whore
this woulda never happened
if the rubber hadn't tore!!!
sex is like math
you subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs
and pray to god
that you dont multiply
roses are red
grass is green
open your legs
and i'll fill you with cream
sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style and 69
just for fun
or gettin paid
everyone likes gettin laid
sex is evil
sex is a sin
sins are forgivin
so stick it in!!!
roses are nice
violets are fine
i'll be the six
if you be the nine
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JIZZED IN MY PANTS
posted by: guest 69.251.60.156 · date: 6:00am - July 20 2010
this right here made me fucking jizz all over the laptop
it has a virus
it said OVERDOSE OF CUM!
nasty sex
posted by: guest 75.170.212.172 · date: 1:50am - July 10 2010
hey that is good do one that will make me nasty and horny
DUMBASS BITCH LMAO
posted by: guest 173.80.124.23 · date: 12:25pm - June 20 2010
Screw these other people. Yeah I know these from way back when but that does not mean they are not funny still. Goodness people have a laugh. (heaven forbid you let something tickle you pink)
Copywrite isn't funny it's against the law and I would laugh if the original owners of these collaged poems came back n sued her ass for biting all those lines lmao it's one thing to post content and not claim it that's called sharing it with other people but when you post another writers content and don't give them credit it's not only bullshit and selfish again it's against the law!!!!!
suck me dry
posted by: guest 63.117.205.130 · date: 8:49pm - June 18 2010
dis jawn was so fuckinq corny it dint qet me wet at all . like wtf. yull corny 1 done !
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posted by: guest 97.117.86.123 · date: 11:39pm - April 07 2010
Dick is so big pussy little...
nice
posted by: guest 98.23.78.155 · date: 1:51am - March 06 2010
Uhmmm
posted by: guest 69.133.15.39 · date: 11:42pm - February 18 2010
this isn't an original it's a colage of like 9 other poems....wtg....hope you get sued,,,,dumbass
that was great
posted by: guest 64.234.56.85 · date: 5:11am - January 05 2010
hey this poem is the best yet post so that i can read them
were are you located? ga
posted by: guest 70.221.54.179 · date: 3:56am - December 11 2009
ME AND MY HOMEGIRL LOVED THE POEM
WE LIKE IT NASTY
ITS VERY TOUCHING BUT THE TRUE
BAD ASS NASTY POEM
posted by: guest 166.127.1.228 · date: 4:38pm - November 09 2009
ME AND MY HOMEGIRL LOVED THE POEM
WE LIKE IT NASTY
ITS VERY TOUCHING BUT THE TRUE
MZ.PINKY
ME
posted by: guest 68.49.114.71 · date: 5:14am - November 01 2009
Me as Me
posted by: guest 24.175.75.4 · date: 1:04am - October 03 2009
Screw these other people. Yeah I know these from way back when but that does not mean they are not funny still. Goodness people have a laugh. (heaven forbid you let something tickle you pink)
Me
your dumb
posted by: guest 208.54.14.44 · date: 4:22pm - August 13 2009
Anyone can right this. This isn't your poem. Its every little 6th grade sex quote put into one big one. So you didn't even like writ it its just immature. Someone needs to have some good passionate sex and see what its all really about but I'm assuming your like 12 or something.
yep
sexyred
posted by: guest 70.138.155.106 · date: 6:12am - May 14 2009
quoting TranquilScreams:
"baby is a bastard,mother is a whore,this shit woulda never happened,if the rubber hadn't tore.."..you got like 3 other poems confused in this one,and you haven't even got this one right..btw..
this poem was popular when i was like 11..grow up..
Wow, someone's touchy. Wonder why...
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posted by: guest 75.3.114.204 · date: 1:25am - May 02 2009
name is jjqw n than poem rocked it got me on hard n i wanted to have sex so bad i masterbated n it was fuckin great.all da girls who wanna fuck or get laid its jjqw im willin for a real freak come on baby suck me until ill explode and ill do the same for you trust me itll feel good youll moan n scream my name.uh uh uh baby fatser faster bang bang bang bang fuck me fuck me fuck me harder shhhhh shutup im going fats i dnt wanna make u sore.fuck me fuck me fuck me
wowwwwwwwwww
posted by: guest 76.111.252.137 · date: 3:37am - April 29 2009
this is awesome thanx to dis poem i did it
fo sho that
posted by: guest 98.224.117.68 · date: 4:28am - April 28 2009
hey my name is jjcw and i real like that cuzz im a freak but i havnt ran into a girl that is freaky as me but i did like ur poem just hitt me bacc fo sho that
jjcw
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posted by: private member · date: 3:01am - April 18 2007
quoting TranquilScreams:
..maybe because I have pms..and 8 children to watch..
An why should that affect other members of this site?
Damn
posted by:
DarkDida · date:
7:46pm - March 15 2007Nasty yet poetically ingenius. This is sure to scare the pants off private school prudes. (Revenge mother fuckers!)
I don't suffer from a boy toy addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.
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posted by:
TranquilScreams · date:
9:20pm - December 28 2006..maybe because I have pms..and 8 children to watch..
I am so fucking lost...
*skull*Tranquil*stoned*Screams*skull*
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