» posted on 10:54am - March 03 2009 | posted by sadistikaa So I have the most amazing porn. Yes, you guessed it. Its zombie porn! Full with skull fucking and eating flesh. its fantastic. I cant actually say it turns me on, but I can say that it definitely makes a room full of people very uncomfortable and that is enough for me.
So does anyone else have any porn they find amusing? Discuss. --- "Zombies anyone?" has been viewed times ---
untitled | | » posted by: Blem · date: 6:06am - March 06 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | can I get a copy of that zombie porn? think i'll scare some people with it.~~~~~~~~~~ Meng
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untitled | | » posted by: sadistikaa · date: 10:02pm - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | On my 18th birthday I bought a midget porn called "Joey is One Freaky Midget" and he dressed up as Frankenstein and a viking and a few other things. You havent truely lived until youve seen a midget fuck a girl with a viking hat that has a dildo attached between the horns. I also saw another midget porn with Bridget the Midget popping out of a suitcase. How do people get off on this shit? I find it hilarious, but damn...
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untitled | | » posted by: Geist · date: 9:12pm - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | That is just fucking hilarious....~~~~~~~~~~ Acceptance is not as powerful as submission.
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untitled | | » posted by: ArmOfAtlas · date: 1:23pm - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | there was this midget porn where they fucked stuffed animals. they took this shit seriously, too. stitching the stuffed animals to sex toys. dude midgets fucking hello kitty (sorry NeroAnima) with a pocket pussy attached. Chick midgets fucking a giant goofy doll with a vibrating strap on attached. That shit cracked me up when i was high.~~~~~~~~~~ Do you think God lets you plea bargain?
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untitled | | » posted by: xcom · date: 11:30am - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | it would be except the people in amateur porn don't usually need the make up! ~~~~~~~~~~ _X/
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untitled | | » posted by: Nemo Metis · date: 11:23am - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | |
quoting xcom:
amateur porn.... some of them could be zombies... or neighbors. You just never know!
i thought that was just your average horror film remake? :p~~~~~~~~~~ I am the human race's worst nightmare.
The human race is my worst nightmare.
Guess who go the raw end of the deal.
Fuck.
I can ail what cures you.
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untitled | | » posted by: xcom · date: 11:20am - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | amateur porn.... some of them could be zombies... or neighbors. You just never know!~~~~~~~~~~ _X/
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untitled | | » posted by: Nemo Metis · date: 11:06am - March 03 2009 | rated: N/A | | |  | | kitten fisting and chimp fucking!!!!! best. pr0n. evar!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~ I am the human race's worst nightmare.
The human race is my worst nightmare.
Guess who go the raw end of the deal.
Fuck.
I can ail what cures you.
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