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Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will make sense when I get better.
*_*The world has an illness.It is a disease called man *_* Now all I can trust is pain *_* Images of paralysis.Melancholic abrasions melt my nerves *_* The clusters of pain feel so real *_*
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.
psssst, lolly_pop, don't be scared to end HTML tags! ;P
~~~~~~~~~~ The problem with the world is that the fanatics are so arrogantly sure of themselves, while the open-minded individual remains filled with doubts.
» posted by: Lolly_Pop · date: 10:31am Feb 24 2005
rated: N/A
he he ... my preffered wy to kill someone is ......
tie them up and blindfold them take them to the middle of the woods or in the basement if ya live somewhere sortof out the way. then give them enough food and water to survive and stab them in like the foot or deep cut them .... then you go home for the night ... you go back once a day and repeat it ... long drawn out death he he ...
Tainted Noble (1306 AP) » total items: 77 · total posts: 753 » » 0.000 / 0.000
All right, you invertebrates. I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge. Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air, And then you take the other one and jam it right up there, You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge, Now you're doin' The Sponge. Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge, Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge. Well, now, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air, And then you take the other one, And you jam it right up there, You twist yourself around And you give a great big lunge, Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' The Sponge
Tainted Noble (1306 AP) » total items: 77 · total posts: 753 » » 0.000 / 0.000
CUMS and SPORKS YOU MORE!!!!!!!! and we need to get on that makeing rock porn (copyright)...man with alls this cuming and sporking a person can get really worn out
~~~~~~~~~~ This Blows
Poser (63 AP) » total items: 2 · total posts: 75 » » 0.000 / 0.000
Lev (6:41pm): u should put on that nwa song while they r there
UndyingFantasy (6:25pm): weeee. they're here. time for the fun.
UndyingFantasy (6:15pm): speaking of fucking cops.. where are they?
UndyingFantasy (6:13pm): i saw a funny clip on youtube the other day.. the cop gave a guy a long piece of white tape to lay on the ground to walk.. he was like 'alright, let me walk this way and when i tell you to, just put it down'.. well, when the guy went to put it down.. he just face planted straight into the pavement. the cop was like 'well, this sobriety test went well'
Lev (6:09pm): drunks are some of the funniest people they bust. especially when they lie or go with the "i only had two beers" routine while they are struggling to stand up
UndyingFantasy (6:08pm): i'm still trying to find that show.. it's just basically going thorugh the process of booking people.. and they bring in lots of drunks who get angry and have to be restrained.
Lev (6:07pm): hahaha.. i love those ones. usually its so obvious, and then there is some ignorant guy picking one up.. its funny cause most the time i see those hookers, the cops never arrest the one looking for sex because they figure its more of punishment to let them know they picked up a guy
UndyingFantasy (6:05pm): he caught a prostitute and she was like 'i swear i won't tell anyone and i won't charge you for sex if you let me go' and he was like 'lady, you're crazy' and then come to find out..the prostitute was a guy.
UndyingFantasy (6:05pm): when i was in high school i took some law studies class.. so we got to have a cop come in and show his old tapes.. he brought the funny ones