i consider myself christian.
but not really in an organized manor.
i deal with god on my own.
the name is Monika
i'm pretty random. my friends are my world. they know it. music is my life. i LOVE rain. fire is my friend. coffee= love. i really don't care much what people think. i am anything but normal....but i'm okay with that. i am a living paradox. i am a very intricate yet simple person. i am loyal. i've made it through tough times.with some scars. i have a wrath...that nobody wants to see. Dont ask me a question and expect me to lie.I wont. I laugh at all the wrong things. fall is the best season...the nights are longer and the days shorter.
in loving memory...
i'm such a hippie.
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when i am queen i'll have my way...i'll make it drowning dollie day and all the tears that we have cried will suck back in our eyes.
and that's what you are. a sad plastic fucking mess...
Lev (6:41pm): u should put on that nwa song while they r there
UndyingFantasy (6:25pm): weeee. they're here. time for the fun.
UndyingFantasy (6:15pm): speaking of fucking cops.. where are they?
UndyingFantasy (6:13pm): i saw a funny clip on youtube the other day.. the cop gave a guy a long piece of white tape to lay on the ground to walk.. he was like 'alright, let me walk this way and when i tell you to, just put it down'.. well, when the guy went to put it down.. he just face planted straight into the pavement. the cop was like 'well, this sobriety test went well'
Lev (6:09pm): drunks are some of the funniest people they bust. especially when they lie or go with the "i only had two beers" routine while they are struggling to stand up
UndyingFantasy (6:08pm): i'm still trying to find that show.. it's just basically going thorugh the process of booking people.. and they bring in lots of drunks who get angry and have to be restrained.
Lev (6:07pm): hahaha.. i love those ones. usually its so obvious, and then there is some ignorant guy picking one up.. its funny cause most the time i see those hookers, the cops never arrest the one looking for sex because they figure its more of punishment to let them know they picked up a guy
UndyingFantasy (6:05pm): he caught a prostitute and she was like 'i swear i won't tell anyone and i won't charge you for sex if you let me go' and he was like 'lady, you're crazy' and then come to find out..the prostitute was a guy.
UndyingFantasy (6:05pm): when i was in high school i took some law studies class.. so we got to have a cop come in and show his old tapes.. he brought the funny ones