I'm a cynical, hypocritical, human-hating bastard with no regard for anyone's opinion of myself. To put it bluntly, and to steal a line from Warren Ellis, I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dogs' cock. I have my opinions, you have yours. I'll argue my corner, but I won't try and convert you to my point of view.



I also regularly screw myself over by getting involved in things best left alone. It's no wonder i'm screwed in the head.



so yeah, this is me. wanna know more, my addresses are here for a reason, just don't abuse the privilege is all i ask.



I'm currently to be found either in the pub or in front of the computer, trying to hammer out anything I can write and actually finish. It's not going well.

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Get this widget | Track details | signature I am the human race's worst nightmare. The human race is my worst nightmare. I think I got the raw end of the deal. account info signup date 11:43am - October 04 2004 last public login 12:37am - May 15 2013 membership status normal member clubs: Disquieted Cognoscenti, Writing of All Realms, Documentary Club, Way too many people in Society! statistics total items 121 total posts 311 items per day 0.143 posts per day 0.286 total recruits 0 What's up to lately? 172 days, 11 hours and 43 minutes ago by Nemo Metisautomatic @ 12:46pm - December 01 2012 See a dream through my eyes, and I'll show you a nightmare 185 days, 4 hours and 34 minutes ago by Nemo Metisautomatic @ 7:55pm - November 18 2012 You've reached the Message box of Patrick Bateman. 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Leave a message and I'll think about killing you. 291 days, 11 hours and 46 minutes ago by Nemo Metisautomatic @ 1:43pm - August 04 2012 See a dream through my eyes, and I'll show you a nightmare more  awards last 10 awards view full list song currently playing » Vienna Teng The Tower (lyrics) - YouTube report material as copyright violation recent visitors rainingpoison tinababy2011 darwin ckiss mimica ghost TuLzie tainted love paulito Necromaster 31 items total: displaying items 1 - 20 page: 12 next page » post in guestbook untitled quote posted by: ghost · date: 12:06am - July 30 2012 Hi, I like the song you have on your page. :] newbie » 73 AP » total items: 4 / total posts: 0 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: TuLzie · date: 2:22pm - February 08 2012 hi. hope you are well! :D I am the soup nazi. newbie » 7062 AP » total items: 99 / total posts: 789 » 0.143 / 0.143 untitled quote posted by: rainingpoison · date: 2:37pm - October 19 2011 Thanks for the birthday wishes. :)  The world needs some kind of passion right now. Maybe compassion... newbie » 9643 AP » total items: 62 / total posts: 1308 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: Nemo Metis · date: 6:19pm - October 02 2011 You finally get in touch, and ask me to find you on FB?! I've just left there!!!!! I'm not going back!!   Glad you liked Decipher though ;) I am the human race's worst nightmare. The human race is my worst nightmare. I think I got the raw end of the deal. newbie » 6469 AP » total items: 121 / total posts: 311 » 0.143 / 0.286 Thanks for the book... Decipher... Excellent my friend.. gilgamesh...ahhh you know who it is...but d quote posted by: guest 85.26.161.22 · date: 5:53pm - October 02 2011 I request you to join in on the anonymous movement.      seee... youtube.   My knowledge of you is sufficient to seek you. ;-).   my new alias is ...  SiriusSerpentSoul@ymail.com - facebook, tumbler and youtube soon also.   much love from .....you know who. untitled quote posted by: SatansNadir13 · date: 1:00am - July 02 2010 Nice! Another British person who likes coffee! (I hate generalising but I barely know anyone who thinks so highly of the beverage) newbie » 2256 AP » total items: 26 / total posts: 90 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: TuLzie · date: 11:27pm - June 21 2010 hey you, I hope you're feeling better. It has been awhile, take care!! See you around I am the soup nazi. newbie » 7062 AP » total items: 99 / total posts: 789 » 0.143 / 0.143 untitled quote posted by: serpente_della_... · date: 9:26am - June 10 2010 hi darlin  =) just wanted to say hello. This may be random but i love to read and im looking for some new books. you have quite a list on your profile of books and authors. which one would be your favorite??  newbie » 2176 AP » total items: 38 / total posts: 79 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: jessie666 · date: 11:47am - March 11 2010 hey yesss, dosent seem to be many from england aayyy!!! anyway, thanks for the message! hope ur well... x newbie » 103 AP » total items: 0 / total posts: 0 » 0.000 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: maddywoo · date: 4:46pm - December 23 2009 Why, thank you for making me feel welcome!! (So sorry for the delay, Im not on as much I should) newbie » 83 AP » total items: 0 / total posts: 0 » 0.000 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: TuLzie · date: 8:39pm - October 28 2009 happy birthday! I am the soup nazi. newbie » 7062 AP » total items: 99 / total posts: 789 » 0.143 / 0.143 untitled quote posted by: xcom · date: 8:23am - October 28 2009 happy birthday! _X/ newbie » 5587 AP » total items: 182 / total posts: 544 » 0.143 / 0.143 untitled quote posted by: belangaria · date: 8:40pm - October 24 2009 *pokes back* mwah how are ya sweetie? Been a while. x Love and Lollipops newbie » 2483 AP » total items: 31 / total posts: 63 » 0.143 / 0.143 untitled quote posted by: serpente_della_... · date: 12:07am - September 04 2009 thanks alot! =) newbie » 2176 AP » total items: 38 / total posts: 79 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: serpente_della_... · date: 4:49am - July 22 2009 Just thought I'd say hello =) i liked the Fur Elise on the guitar. newbie » 2176 AP » total items: 38 / total posts: 79 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: rainingpoison · date: 7:22am - May 16 2009 Yea, it kind of looks like a snake in a way. I think it just looks funny to me because I can not see the ears. It makes me want to go get a kitten though. I am going to have to check that book out. What is it about? I need to start reading again and all I have is anne rice books. I dont feel like reading her work right now. The world needs some kind of passion right now. Maybe compassion... newbie » 9643 AP » total items: 62 / total posts: 1308 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: rainingpoison · date: 2:07am - May 16 2009 That avatar pic is hilarious. The cat is so cute. The world needs some kind of passion right now. Maybe compassion... newbie » 9643 AP » total items: 62 / total posts: 1308 » 0.143 / 0.000 untitled quote posted by: TuLzie · date: 12:52am - April 28 2009 how are you today? i see you were well rested. 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